Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.

Programmers can be lazy.

I started out with machine code and assembly language.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris