Pyjamas are endless...

Edward lives as if there is no tomorrow, Richard as if he wants no tomorrow, and George as though someone should give it to him for free.

Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.

A human life is a schooling for eternity.

Although life is hard in pace
Lose not thy calm and grace.
If thee are not tender
Vow not to surrender
Eternity lies right before thy face.

I don't have anything to do with the washing up.