Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.