Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.