The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.

How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.