Redheads are like other women - only more so.

According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don't know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and get the nurse off hers." - Groucho Marx, letter to his son

Redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both

You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair, people who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is.

The sun on a brunette's hair looks red. The sun on a redhead's hair looks like Heaven on Earth.

There is more, much more, to being a redhead than the color of one’s hair.