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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart

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Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
— Jon Stewart
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Your way of life is sinful and wrong," he said fiercely.
Thus says a man who admits to worshipping a God who vilifies pleasure, relegates women to roles that are little more than servants and broodmares, though they are the backbone of your church, and seeks to control his worshippers through guilt and fear.
— P.C. Cast
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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
— George Carlin
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Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.
— Jon Stewart
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