Jon Stewart
Related In America every day is Independence Day as long as we can still pray freely to Jesus and recite the... FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE Maybe one day I can have a reunion with myself. SEBASTIAN BACH We expect for it to be made within the next day or two, perhaps maybe on Monday at the latest. MICHAEL WARREN I think maybe there is a small tech startup companies out there where perhaps maybe the owner has ho... FRANK STRONACH Maybe they need to upgrade their skills on the computer. We can do a one-time class in Word or Excel... CLARK JACOBS If we admit our depression openly and freely, those around us get from it an experience of freedom r... DR. ROLLO MAY I had always served beauty. Davy and I together had loved beauty. Now, maybe, I was worshipping beau... SHELDON VANAUKEN It's multifaceted. You may be working with one type of material one day, maybe furniture, on an issu... DUANE WATSON I find my thoughts drifting to the Sabbath, the day of rest, the seventh day of the week, and perhap... OLIVER SACKS As the week wore on, you got close to the girls, and as we left to part our ways, tears just flowed ... CHUCK MYERS I kind of get choked up when I see the kids look at the medals. Maybe that will provide them with a ... BRIAN ORSER MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. CHARLES SPURGEON If any of you should ask me for an epitome of the Christian religion, I should say that it is in one... CHARLES H. SPURGEON SARAH JESSICA PARKER DEYTH BANGER And I can openly and honestly say to you I have never had a day of depression in my life, OK? MARK LATHAM MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Art is never finished, only abandoned. , (MAYBE) Maybe one day there will finally be an education for electronic music. AFROJACK It can be an adventure. Last year, when we were up there, we got back to the hotel and it was around... JEFF DEHAVEN RASHIDA JONES I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for weari... DAVEY HAVOK We told them quite openly everything -- also to HP. Maybe we were naive. BORIS BABAIAN MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I got it for him, ... thinking that maybe one day he would get to play in this game. ... The kid had... JOE TERESHINSKI DALTON TRUMBO No parent/home/child/teacher/school has an all-round 100 percent wholeness. We all have limitations ... SUSAN SCHAEFFER MACAULAY If only I could change the world around me, perhaps my truth won’t one day be the end of me. DAN PEARCE What's so great about sports is we can teach them the basics of any sport in one day. And in one day... KIRK BAUER JENNY HAN With Facebook, you're not really allowed to be unhappy. Think about it: There's only a like ... YISHAN WONG Believing that in a wise way it is good to go to church, and that associating with Christians would ... GERONIMO I am awake and yet I dream. You can be the realist and I can be the dreamer. When our worlds collide... KAREN A. BAQUIRAN Accept your flaws openly so that no one can use them against you. SUPERNA BATHEJA MITT ROMNEY The best argument for Christianity is Christians: their joy, their certainty, their completeness. Bu... SHELDON VANAUKEN ZOE SUGG It is like a locker room without the uniforms. I am working every day with young people who come fro... JASON PAGE I've been to one or two of these before so maybe I can give an insight into it. DANYON LOADER Perhaps America will one day go fascist democratically, by popular vote. WILLIAM L. SHIRER Maundy Thursday Perhaps we feel that we do not see much to encourage us. "I do not envy those who... A. J. GOSSIP I believe that we are all, openly or secretly, struggling against one or another kind of nihilism. ELLEN WILLIS There were four or five big ones in the Great Hall. I've never found one, and I'm afraid whoever had... BRUCE JOHNSON We are kindred spirits, you and I... One day you will realize you don't have to fight your nature. Y... T.T. ESCUREL Only children simply accept the fact that their parents have the right to make choices for them. Eve... THE MIRROR OF MAYBE OSCAR BIMPONG BILLY GARDELL MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I did flirt with the idea of going to law school, but not for long. Maybe I'll play a lawyer one... ELIZABETH DEBICKI Perhaps soul mates don’t exist, I thought. Maybe they were only a way to get over a loss that coul... NADèGE RICHARDS It's fun and always an honor for them to come watch me play. Maybe one day, I'll be playing with the... MATT DUNTON If you can stay an extra day or two, maybe leave a day or two earlier. It'll make your flying experi... AMY ZIFF LUDWIG FEUERBACH One of the most gratifying things I get as an artist is when people watch me do these different demo... CRISS ANGEL I think there are a couple of ways we can reach the same area. Maybe we can get a consensus about wh... PAUL PURYEAR Certainly, I think that if someone has an eating disorder or we suspect they may have one and they a... JENNIE KRAMER There can be moments in your life where you may feel attracted to someone depending on circumstance,... CHARLES M. BLOW DENNIS PRAGER This is their dream so maybe they go one less place or maybe do one less thing they are still going ... MATT HOWARD All believers are members of the same body and should be viewed and treated that way. HENRY HON Living with pure intent allows your life to flow freely and openly. Live WISE~ GAIL MARIE MACLEAN There may be a long list of things to do, but really, there is just one thing on the list at any tim... ZOKETSU NORMAN FISCHER We get rated down by homeowners associations because we have no slums. DAY ONE Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the... DAY ONE I've been coming here since Day One, ... Watching games at home is no fun. It's boring. Here, we get... DAY ONE If it was $10 a gallon, I'd be buying it today since you can't get it anywhere else, DAY ONE Get every drop in there. Can't lose none, DAY ONE big, medium and small. DAY ONE Yes, look, I don't think I can explain this any better to you, but we don't want to ... Well, I gues... DAY ONE do believe in college, and jobs, and maybe even babies one day. I believe... JOHN GREEN One day we'll get what we deserve, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. ALY GALAVIZ DEBORAH TANNEN DEYTH BANGER NATURI NAUGHTON Perhaps Western civilization is in a post-decline phase, or maybe the decline is just taking a reall... TOM SHALES STEPHEN HAWKING Perhaps if you look long enough, for an intent eye / there may be a piece of a star wandering in the... ALAMGIR HASHMI TENNESSEE WILLIAMS As a reporter, going around, you hear stories you can't prove, which means you can't put the... PETE HAMILL After being raised as an evangelical Christian, I for years assumed that Christianity was the defaul... DAVID WONG Perhaps it sounds pretentious, but in one way or another I hope that you can see that every image co... LARS VON TRIER THOMAS EDWARD LAWRENCE Hopefully, one day we can turn it into a tool that dentists use in their offices and maybe even pati... MICHAEL GLOGAUER This in essence is my goal. To set an example by doing what is good. If I live openly and honestly, ... RIISA RENEE ROSA DELAURO ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Well, perhaps the greatest achievement, and we didn't know it at the time, was we held an Earth ... PETE MCCLOSKEY Although we may not know it, we have, in our day, witnessed the birth of the Therapeutic State. This... THOMAS S. SZASZ NORMAN FOSTER Awake at the day
And live by the night
Survive the night
And see broad daylight. APURVA GAGLANI PAUL WASHER Every one has his own deserts to cross. Sometimes the journey is short, sometimes it's long. Deserts... JOHN B. BEJO Then perhaps we should carve a world one day where the strength lies in who you are, rather than in ... RIN CHUPECO The Pressure-KEELIE BREANNA CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI ELIOT SPITZER HUNTER S. THOMPSON
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