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Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.


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SIMON BAKER A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, Nothing else.
MAHATMA GANDHI A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, Nothing else.
JOHN GALSWORTHY When in doubt, look at what everyone else is doing.
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CONOR OBERST No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.
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IDRIES SHAH What someone else does or doesn't do has no effect on me and what I do.
CONOR MCGREGOR Ques eso? Queso?
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN What has changed is that nothing has changed. . . . That's what has made me more unhappy than everyt...
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VINCENT VAN GOGH The real artist has no idea that he is sacrificing himself for art. He does what he does for one rea...
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JOHANN VON GOETHE He who enjoys doing and enjoys what he has done is happy.
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GREG SHIVERS She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth --or anywhere else.
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