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Rock radio listeners do want that rock radio attitude. They want subject matter consistent with their listening taste. A lot of other stations have some personality; we're mostly personality, then during the evenings and weekends our listeners will rock out.


Mark Steinmetz

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MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE