[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel] I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

It's really important to me not to be known as Ross when I'm 60.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?

I think the secret to Rachel is she doesn't know who anybody is. She doesn't know other people are fast or anything about them. She just thinks about herself.

[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel] Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches

To eat is human, to digest, divine