It's really important to me not to be known as Ross when I'm 60.

[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel] I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

I have known many who could not when they would, for they had not done it when they could

For those of you who don't know Ross Carlson, he makes his best plays when he's spinning like a top or he's laying on his back or he's on his knees. I like to see him down in those positions, because, usually, good things happen.

[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

Who hath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.