Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

It's a Rum Go!

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.