Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.