Seeing a woman project the kind of aggression that you have to project as a comic just rubs me wrong.

Sentimentality is only sentiment that rubs you up the wrong way

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I've learned to steer away from the wrong kind of woman for me.

Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I.