Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all.


Phyllis McGinley

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Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
What I wouldn't give to be seventy again!
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES JR.
At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
It is a good deal better to be seventy-nine years young than it is to be fifty years old
ALBERT SMITH
Being seventy is not a sin.
GOLDA MEIR
One hour's meditation on the work of the Creator is better than seventy years of prayer
MUHAMMAD
To forgive once is greater than to revenge seventy seven times.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Oh to be seventy again.
GEORGES CLEMENCEAU
Seventy is, basically, already here.
BILL O'GRADY
I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
CASEY STENGEL
Seventy percent of what's in there is not true.
MARK GERAGOS
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
To be seventy years young is sometimes for more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
Seventy per cent humidity is ideal for vocal cords.
BJORK
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f...
WILL FERRELL
One "no" averts seventy evils
INDIAN PROVERB
After age seventy it’s patch, patch, patch.
JIMMY STEWART
I don't want anything seventy-thirty. Fifty-fifty's always good enough for me. I don't w...
JAMES DEAN
Seventy per cent of Kenya's tourism revenue is wildlife-centred,
EDWARD INDAKWA
Seventy of the 311 are battle injuries.
BILL SWISHER
Seventy million Americans suffer from sleep deprivation.
CHRISTOPHER LYNCH
Seventy-dollar crude is on the way. It's almost a done deal.
JAMES CORDIER
If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
BIBLE
There are seventy million books in American libraries, but the one you want is always out.
THOMAS L. MASSON
I died last night. Seventy years too young.
COLIN THOMPSON
It's just not practical. Seventy-five per cent of businesses in this country have fewer than five em...
CATHERINE SWIFT
One hour in the execution of justice is worth seventy years of prayer.
PROVERB
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
MARTIN MULL
Seventy dollars a barrel is a level that has invoked a political reaction.
MARK KEENAN
I write, not for children,but for the child-like, whether they be of five, or fifty, or seventy-five...
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Seventy-five percent of our networks are storage related.
MARK SMITH
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Many men die at twenty- five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Remember before nineteen seventy two Olympic Games I was total skinny, I was small, very strong, the...
OLGA KORBUT
I edit out the bad stuff and deliver the good stuff. Seventy-five percent of all wine is awful.
PETER MORRELL
Seventy-five percent of our kids live in the country,
ANNE MORGAN
I do not write for children, but for the childlike, whether of five, or fifty, or seventy-five.
GEORGE MACDONALD
I have an audience that goes from kids to seventy year olds.
DAVID CASSIDY
A tuna steak and a salad? Seventy bucks. Welcome to Los Angeles.
MARK ZUPAN
Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old an...
DOROTHY THOMPSON
A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
The true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
HELEN HAYES
Seventy four of the culprits were killed and four were wounded,
THAKSIN SHINAWATRA
Seventy years after China emerged from the Second World War, the greatest threat facing the nation&#...
EVAN OSNOS
The biggest misconception is that buying a ticket here gets you a better seat. It's all coming out o...
LARRY WILSON
I'm not going to talk about 70 wins. Seventy is not a goal. Eighty-one is not a goal. Our goal is to...
JOE MADDON
Seventy percent of the world's people today can't, don't, or won't read.
AVERY WILLIS
Seventy-five hours every three years is required by the state, ... We do 100 hours every year.
JOHN NEAL
Seventy million with a solid product portfolio and with the right average selling price is our goal.
JUNO CHO
Let's say I live to be eighty - I'm seventy-one now - nothing I do between now and eighty is going t...
PHILIP LEVINE
So Abram departed, as the LORD had spoken unto him; and Lot went with him: and Abram was seventy and...
BIBLE
You take delight not in a city's seven or seventy wonders, but in the answer it gives to a question ...
ITALO CALVINO
What can I say at seventy-five? "Thank God for my good life,and for all the love that has been given...
AGATHA CHRISTIE
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog...
BALTASAR GRACIAN
Seventy-five percent of students visiting the Cowell Health Center at Stanford University describe t...
JAMES C. DOBSON
Ladies and gentlemen....."
His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room.
"Let the ...
SUZANNE COLLINS
This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.
CHARLES PEARSON
Seventy (million), 75 million doses typically have been enough vaccine in years past.
LOLA RUSSELL
Seventy percent habitat loss is staggering for a slow-growing, long-lived, slow-reproducing species....
JOAN BERISH
Phileas Fogg, having shut the door of his house at half-past eleven, and having put his right foot b...
JULES VERNE
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty ...
DORIS LESSING
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty...
DORIS LESSING
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty y...
DORIS LESSING
People assume NFL cheerleaders are within some vague sniffing distance of the good life, but a Ben-G...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
CLARENCE DARROW
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
CLARENCE DARROW
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he stil...
CLARENCE DARROW
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past... And when you are seventy, nearly all of you.
JEAN ANOUILH
Seventy-nine votes is (a) pipe dream. We expect the opposition to show some statesmanship as expecte...
IGNACIO BUNYE
Seventy-eight candles is a heck of a lot of candles to blow out, but luckily I had a great partner t...
TODD WOODBRIDGE
People who meet in airports are seventy-two percent more likely to fall for each other than people w...
JENNIFER E. SMITH
Saskia’s bedroom is messy and cramped, but in an eccentric, smart way. Books are stacked all over ...
GREG BAXTER
...An average of seventy-four species become extinct every day, which was one good reason but not th...
NICOLE KRAUSS
I'm seventy-one now, so it's hard to imagine a dramatic change.
PHILIP LEVINE
In the bible it says you have to forgive seventy times seven. I want you all to know, I'm keeping a ...
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
Ours is decidedly not an age of Abrahams, Jacobs, or of youthful Elazars proud to be regarded as men...
MEIR SOLOVEICHIK
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Seventy percent of birth defects could be prevented, treated or ameliorated if the recommendations i...
CHRISTOPHER P. HOWSON
I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.
OSCAR WILDE
Let the Seventy-forth Hunger Games begin, Cato, I think. Let them begin for real.
SUZANNE COLLINS
Maxim 3:
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

-The Seventy Maxi...
HOWARD TAYLER
I've been in the struggle over seventy years - it doesn't bother me I may not win.
AL LEWIS
Maxim 16:
Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.

-The Seventy M...
HOWARD TAYLER
And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt al...
BIBLE
Seventy-two percent said they'd use their ex-supervisor as a reference in finding a new job,
CYNTHIA MORGAN
Seventy-six percent that received services moved out of homelessness into permanent housing, into pr...
ANDREW CUOMO
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eigh...
DORIS LESSING
Even at seventy-four, with a limp from a hip replacement, Margaret could still enter a room and fill...
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN
Maxim 10:
Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull.

-The Seventy M...
HOWARD TAYLER
Pretty soon...do you realize there'll be so many additional childhoods and pasts with everybody writ...
JACK KEROUAC
Maxim 1:
Pillage, then burn.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Merc...
HOWARD TAYLER
Seventy percent of the town has suffered catastrophic damage, but all the structures were impacted o...
PAUL SCHEMEL
And, in nineteen seventy two Olympic Games I wasn't really going to be a star, and overnight I b...
OLGA KORBUT
The average American worker has fifty interruptions a day, of which seventy percent have nothing to ...
W. EDWARDS DEMING
Seventy percent store-bought, ready-made plus 30 percent fresh allows you to take 100 percent of the...
SANDRA LEE

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After Big Media, U.S. colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of the values of red-state A...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
We're all doing it. We're all exhausted.
PHYLLIS MOEN
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done...
PHYLLIS DILLER
The European nations' loss of sovereignty to the EU should be a warning to Americans.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our public school system is our country's biggest and most inefficient monopoly, yet it keeps de...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It is long overdue for parents to realize they have the right and duty to protect our children again...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
In a world of inhumanity, war and terrorism, American citizenship is a very precious possession.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
God made them? You think God made them? Did God call White Flower Farm and order the bulbs? Did God ...
PHYLLIS ROSE
Perhaps that is what love is: the momentary or prolonged refusal to think of another person in terms...
PHYLLIS ROSE
The media has bought into the whole social revolution, the Kinsey ideas, and has been completely tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The most frequent complaint I hear from college students is that professors inject their leftist pol...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
There are thousands of Ten Commandments plaques or monuments all over the country, and lawsuits to r...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It's not the physical location of birth that defines citizenship, but whether your parents are c...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, an...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATTELLE
When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely...
PHYLLIS LOGAN
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Feminists don't honor successful women. You never hear them talking about Margaret Thatcher. Tak...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
I believe that the worst thing the liberals did in this country was the Lyndon Johnson welfare syste...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
They fed them rice with maggots in it. He said the guys who couldn't eat it died.
PHYLLIS LEHMAN
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
PHYLLIS DILLER
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATELLE
If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
PHYLLIS BATELLE
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an...
PHYLLIS BATELLE
As long as I could remember, I had looked forward to a handful of wonderful events - a total eclipse...
PHYLLIS EISENSTEIN
How can we protect homeland security unless the government stops the invasion of illegal aliens?
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
ERA means abortion funding, means homosexual privileges, means whatever else.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for virtuous women.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
prompted by a growing concern, deeply held, about the future of the country's national security.
PHYLLIS OAKLEY
crumbling under an administration blinded by ideology and a callous indifference to the realities of...
PHYLLIS OAKLEY
I think the markets expect just about any outcome, though I don't think an ECB or a Swedish rate hik...
PHYLLIS REED
Her father had brought her a bookbag. It had pencils and pens in it and even a yo-yo to play with. S...
PHYLLIS HUNTER
A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are ...
PHYLLIS BATELLE