Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions