The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

The state of Louisiana is still suffering great economic loss due to the hurricanes. As part of the rebuilding process, there will be an inflow of large amounts of money. The governor, the legislature and state leadership at all levels have made a commitment that these funds will be audited to ensure that they are used properly.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.