Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.