She's not drunk, she's just not sober.

Cambridge has seen many strange sights. It has seen Wordsworth drunk, it has seen Porson sober. I am a greater scholar than Wordsworth and I am a greater poet than Porson. So I fall betwixt and between.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just prone to not working. At all. Ever.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober