Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

Writing was my route to creative expression, and I needed to write about the things that interested me.

Drunk people never go to Bathroom... they find drainage instead..

At thirty-five, having spent over twenty years running varied businesses for my family, I decided to sit down and write my first novel. I had never written anything longer than a couple of pages till then and was foolishly attempting to write a hundred-thousand words.

She's not drunk, she's just not sober.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."
"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.