Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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Related The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. TERRY PRATCHETT The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. WILSON MIZNER Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER It was a good, solid effort by our team. In fact, both teams played well and had a solid effort. MIKE MAIER I came back today looking for a cuckoo clock and I did find that stuffed in. LANCE QUAM Things it helps me to remember When in a bad mood, keep quiet or still. Baggy jumpers don�... AIDAN CHAMBERS We expect warming to cause more precipitation to fall as rain rather than snow. And snow will also s... MICHAEL DETTINGER The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up an... EDDIE CAMPBELL We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt. WALTER SCOTT We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt. SIR WALTER SCOTT Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race. BLAKE EDWARDS I do not expect all of the snow to melt before next weekend. Far from it. BRAD DOYLE In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they... GRAHAM GREENE In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they... SIMONE WEIL Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes. JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them. JOHN STEINBECK We offered tours of our windows in both the sanctuary and the chapel during the tour. It gave touris... LEE WEEMS Her executive order uses the National Guard as window dressing. She wants the National Guard to be s... LEN MUNSIL You remember had this gigantic clock in the arena showing the size of the national debt. And Paul to... CHRIS VAN HOLLEN We're in good shape. The system's working everywhere it should. This is a wet storm, but there's not... JEFF MCCRACKEN Time determines the occurrence of possibilities and impossibilities, but God determines the time for... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In six years, this was not the first time they had found themselves in such a compromising posi... JACQUELINE FRANCIS - WANTING TO REMEMBER, TRYING TO FORGET But remember that in order to symbolize everything to everyone, you will be both loved and hated. BONNIE HUIE MedAssets has a solid reputation for procuring quality products and value for its members, ... Both ... CHRISTINE JACOBS Alan was awesome! At a 7:06-per-mile pace, he's one heck of a runner on snowshoes. Alan took advanta... JOE REYNOLDS I was pleased that we've agreed to work together to deepen significantly the flows of investment, te... JAMES PETERSON If someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would probably melt under my tongue. DEAN KOONTZ We are the books we read and the things we love. CATH CROWLEY You should give up sarcasm. People could get the wrong idea about you. MICHAEL PRYOR I know exactly who I am, what I'm about and who I will become. EMMA PAUL It is better to grope in the dark and wade through a million errors to reach the Truth than to entru... SUDHIR KAKAR If you argue with a fool, you become a fool. L.A. HILDEN Everyday is another chance to do something great. EMMA PAUL You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm! COLETTE there are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely ... OSCAR WILDE I think you can tell when you meet someone whether they read novels. There's some hollowness if they... PHILIP HENSHER Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself. MEG CABOT I have this feeling, like I'm waiting for something. But I have no idea what. JENNIFER NIVEN 2.5.03.02.005: Generally speaking, if you fiddle with something, it will break. Don't. JASPER FFORDE If we are indeed nostalgic for the weight of clock time, it is worth remembering that the standardiz... STACEY D'ERASMO If we are indeed nostalgic for the weight of clock time, it is worth remembering that the standardiz... STACEY D'ERASMO Time was the most precious thing in the world to me, and I’d just given her all of it. Because I w... RACHEL VAN DYKEN To invest your life, you must invest your time and make sure it doesn’t just melt away like Salvad... SUNDAY ADELAJA It's not about worthiness, it's about willingness. R. ALAN WOODS You can only melt the snow one flake at a time RAYAN BLACK Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it SARA SHEPARD About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby... W. BRUCE CAMERON In 1995, Lotus Notes was an alternative to the Internet, used solely within enterprises. Since the L... DANIEL ROSEN I can remember standing in a W.P.A. line with a gunny sack, and I remember having to buy chocolate m... JERRY BUSS Truth is irrelevant. What is relevant is whether or not they believe it." The logic in th... SARAH MACLEAN Want LESS! Need LESS! Live MORE! TANYA MASSE In order for America to remain a global leader in innovation and opportunity, we must give our child... KENNY MARCHANT As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to... SANDRA BOYNTON The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO Lots of us expected the ice would go out today. While it hasn't been very warm, all the movement cau... JANE BROWN We continue to benefit from our proven success in desktop software, led by the solid performance of ... BILL HARRIS If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat. AMANDA PEET Certainly, the Bush Administration will rely in the first instance on its friends, since it would be... RICHARD V. ALLEN It looks like Alan was the victim of a robbery. It seems like he was hit from behind. He doesn't rem... JIMMY VACCARO We are greatly encouraged by the success and national attention Massachusetts has earned when it dec... MICHAEL CONNELLY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES To come to nothing through something is the way to outside from both sides. DEJAN STOJANOVIC O that I were a mockery king of snow,
Standing before the sun of Bolingbroke
To melt myself aw... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I still had this idea that there was a whole world of marvelous golden people somewhere, as far ahea... RICHARD YATES Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS It were a grief so brief to part with thee. Farewell. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS These times of woe afford no time to woo. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Man was designed in a way in which he must eat in order to give him a solid reason to go to work eve... CRISS JAMI Why did you marry Dad, Mom?" My mother sniffled through her nose, looked at me, then smiled. <... MARGARET MCMULLAN A sagging economy, a soaring national debt, and an increasingly restive Congress pushed Obama to ord... RON FOURNIER The scanty supply of petroleum products by the BPC to its dealers made the products dearer. MIZANUR RAHMAN I desire to keep slavery and black people in the South in order to reserve the territories solely fo... DAVID WILMOT Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. PABLO PICASSO both the critical eye and the loving eye must be used in order to put something into focus CHRISTOPHER MOLINEUX I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd ... JACK HANDY Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it MARK TWAIN Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. DALAI LAMA XIV The government's living in its own cloud cuckoo land and it's a cloud of greenhouse gases. BOB BROWN Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Merc... HOWARD TAYLER Every meeting led to a parting, and so it would, as long as life was mortal. In every meeting there ... CASSANDRA CLARE A Decalogue of Canons for Observation in Practical Life: 1. Never put off to tomorrow wha... THOMAS JEFFERSON You love another person not because of his virtues- that is infatuation- but in spite of his faults,... SUDHIR KAKAR The library card is a passport to wonders and miracles, glimpses into other lives, religions, experi... LIBBA BRAY It became unpatriotic to drink tea around the time of the Boston Tea Party, so chocolate became a po... JIM GAY No matter what we want of life we have to give up something in order to get it. RAYMOND HOLLIWELL There will be continued risk of landslides as the snow starts to melt in the spring and even more so... JAMIE MCGOLDRICK In order to stand out in this field, a competitive company like Zebra must continually prove its abi... ERIK MICHIELSEN
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