A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.


Alan Coren

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Unless you have a sense of values that's shared by people and turns them loose to do certain things ...
ALAN CRANSTON
The idea of being a foreign correspondent and wandering the world and witnessing great events, havin...
ALAN CRANSTON
The American people are much more concerned about taxes, welfare, the deficit, crime, education, dru...
ALAN CRANSTON
It's important to recognize that many people working together can do things which individuals workin...
ALAN CRANSTON
There will always be nations. The United States will last a long, long time, I believe. France and G...
ALAN CRANSTON
For [customers] it means that they can shop for 'Linux applications' without having to worry about w...
ALAN COX
I do enjoy grinning manically at passing people while waving an axe around attempting to kill off un...
ALAN COX
What matters are the applications.
ALAN COX
I'm going to Disneyland!
ALAN COX
It's all right to cry. It's all right to hurt. It's all right to be confused, ... Hope will rebuild ...
ALAN COX
He's a great kid.
ALAN COX
They put over 100 million gates/transistors on a tiny piece of silicon. On that piece of silicon the...
ALAN COX
I figure lots of predictions is best. People will forget the ones I get wrong and marvel over the re...
ALAN COX
Live fast, die old, and make very sure everyone knows you were there.
ALAN COX
The promoter is all you need for activation and silencing. It's the main site of action where everyt...
ALAN COWMAN
The promoter is all you need for activation and silencing. It's the main site of action where everyt...
ALAN COWMAN
The promoter is all you need for activation and silencing.
ALAN COWMAN
This is the first time anyone has actually been able to infiltrate an antigenic variation program. W...
ALAN COWMAN
It's like a leopard being able to change its spots. New forms come up, and the immune system beats t...
ALAN COWMAN
I still believe there's someone out there for our film.
ALAN COOKE
If we'd made it in the conventional way, we would have lost a lot of the feeling that came from thin...
ALAN COOKE
We wanted to make something that spoke from the heart to the heart.
ALAN COOKE
From the beginning there was an element of fate about the project.
ALAN COOKE
It's an individual taking a journey, that's the perspective. It happened here, but it could happen a...
ALAN COOKE
In the 13 years I served, we never had a problem. But I feel we are going downhill.
ALAN COOKE
We know it's going to be a difficult challenge, we're under no illusion.
ALAN COOKE
It is a niche opportunity for National Savings, it won't have a big impact on us.
ALAN COOK
Ultimately, they still had to sell. You have to give them credit for realizing they weren't going to...
ALAN COOK
The problem before was that the chapter was in over its head with this building,
ALAN COOK
In our discussions, part of the plan is to put into writing a memorandum of understanding that the m...
ALAN COOK
He likes to dribble a lot, ... so I told our defenders to just stay on his back, don't let him turn....
ALAN COOK
All of the paintings in the Museum Art Online collection are known to have a status of world-wide fa...
ALAN COOK
If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to th...
ALAN COLMES
If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to th...
ALAN COLMES
You know what bothers me more? Whether or not a member of the White House leaked the identity of a C...
ALAN COLMES
sure beats being plucked off the top of your home by a helicopter.
ALAN COLMES
I take personal responsibility.
ALAN COLMES
Also, interestingly enough, some of the things he was accused of believing ...actually were not his ...
ALAN COLMES
the real smear here, is against the Democrats who are held up as these evil people... Heaven forbid ...
ALAN COLMES
I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, ...
ALAN COLMES
Genius, scholar, and war hero though he is, you have to admit - or maybe you should think about admi...
ALAN COLMES