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ALAN COOK All of the paintings in the Museum Art Online collection are known to have a status of world-wide fa... ALAN COOK If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to th... ALAN COLMES If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to th... ALAN COLMES You know what bothers me more? Whether or not a member of the White House leaked the identity of a C... ALAN COLMES sure beats being plucked off the top of your home by a helicopter. ALAN COLMES I take personal responsibility. ALAN COLMES Also, interestingly enough, some of the things he was accused of believing ...actually were not his ... ALAN COLMES the real smear here, is against the Democrats who are held up as these evil people... Heaven forbid ... ALAN COLMES I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, ... 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Wherever you are, be all there. 
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