He's always making jokes in meeting rooms and jokes on the field. Sometimes, he even talks to me when the play is going on. It's really a fun environment.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

There's no difference in the way we play, but there's a difference intensity-wise. Coach (English) is a very intense coach. He's going to light a spark under you. We've had really intense and physical practices that I had never experienced here while I've been here so far.

There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes.

Now you hear a lot of jokes about Silent Cal Coolidge, ... but I think that the joke is on the people that make jokes because if you look at his record, he cut the taxes four times. We had probably the greatest growth and prosperity that we've ever known. And I have taken heed of that because if he did nothing, maybe that's the answer [ for ] the Federal Government.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.