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Related Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE SIMONE ELKELES ROBERT FULGHUM You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW I know a lot of people who are not here anymore, and I wonder why I'm still here... Not a day go... BOBBY WOMACK I don't know if guidance is going to get much lower for AOL, but it still looks like it's kind of in... GEORGE GILBERT HERMAN CAIN Do you really expect the world of man to believe that innocent people had to die so you could make y... ALICE HAWTHORNE no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ... DALLY SALAD I am getting some good offers still. Some nice things are coming my way just as they always have, so... ROBERT DUVALL Dont know why am different from other people, but i surely know that i think of the long run, i dont... OLASOT People who know my problems wonder why I am so happy. They ask, " what's your secret?" I simply say,... 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I should be sitting here unbeaten but I am still happ... DENIS SMITH ALFRED HITCHCOCK I'm also not going to cut my nose off to spite my face, because I also know that-without sounding eg... BRETT HULL ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Not a believer in the mosque am I,BULLEH SHAH Productivity is the issue. If you have people that are sick or afraid to leave their house, I don't ... JAY WONG Even if the songs are at times painful - 'cause some of the songs are not all roses and balloons... RACHEL PLATTEN GEORGE W. BUSH I give 110% while I am working. I know I do, because I have been doing this since I was nine. This i... KATE DEL CASTILLO There are two metaphors for Mario the person and not Mario the footballer. I think I am a man, but I... MARIO BALOTELLI I once dreamt of being a writer, to have my words known by many from many countries; this dream i dr... RAYVON L. BROWNE This is very tough to digest, but Igor played very well when he was down and fully deserved to win, ... 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kept in a 3 ft by 1 ft cage, debeaked. ART MARGOLIS ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART GARFUNKEL I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. ART DONOVAN People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But ... ART DONOVAN I love listening to music on holiday, and back in the old days, I used to travel with cassette tapes... ART MALIK ART GARFUNKEL And they're all looking for that type of guy. ART VALERO That's just Mike. I'd buy some of those arms if I could. Mike is ready to go. He trains himself very... ART VALERO For him to touch the ball 20 times a game is not enough. Put the ball in No. 24's hands and let him ... ART VALERO That's as big a reason to report on time as anything. It gives you time to learn from the veterans, ... ART VALERO Most people just drink beer with Mexican food. She's starting to promote wines which go so well with... ART TORRES It's impossible to think that he couldn't find one Latino to put in his Cabinet, ART TORRES I don't think that he's a racist. I don't think he's anti-Latino, ... I just think some of his comme... ART TORRES I don't see any others forthcoming, ... But Arnold has two very formidable opponents. ART TORRES We just didn't get started. They got in a rut and never got out. We got down on ourselves. ART THOMASON She continues to attack the basket. She also can back it and make the 3-pointer. She destroys defens... ART THOMASON It's hard for teams to match up with her. She's only 5-foot-9, but her reach is much longer than tha... ART THOMASON At this point in the season, there aren't many sleeping giants left. It doesn't matter who you are p... ART THOMASON The Japanese are starting to get worried about the Korean brands for the same reasons the domestics ... ART SPINELLA She got out of tech stocks a year ago and bought a new Beetle. She paid cash for it, and now she's l... ART SPINELLA We believe this kind of data is important in a consumer's selection of transportation. Basing purcha... ART SPINELLA It would have to be an entry-level model, like the Hyundai Excel. It would take low price and some s... ART SPINELLA Floor traffic has dried up. And that’s not just for the Big Three, ... ART SPINELLA Somebody was going to do it. Mitsubishi is in dire straits. This is as good an idea as any. ART SPINELLA Do I want to see a subdivision or a gun club? Honestly - I would want a gun club. ART SPINELLA She got out of tech stocks a year ago and bought a new Beetle, ... She paid cash for it, and now she... ART SPINELLA The difference between what Detroit goes through and what Toyota goes through is that for every sing... ART SPINELLA Flood vehicles can be sold for their parts. There isn't a single vehicle that came out of Katrina th... ART SPINELLA ART SPIEGELMAN ART SPIEGELMAN ART SPIEGELMAN ART SPIEGELMAN ART SPIEGELMAN ART SPIEGELMAN There comes a time when you have to shut it off, let it go, and say it's not going to happen. ART SHELL Should we have won more championships, more Super Bowls? Yes, we should have. But I don't think you ... ART SHELL It's coming home to finish what I started. I left coaching, but I've never left the game of football... ART SHELL I just want to get back to the point where ... when we walk into the Coliseum, the Raiders are here.... ART SHELL All I can say is Kerry Collins is an outstanding quarterback. As a matter of fact I spoke with Kerry... ART SHELL When you walk out there, when you into that stadium, you walk out there with a presence. Mr. Davis c... ART SHELL We may have hit bottom in Asia but it may not get better anytime soon. ART RUSSELL The Nasdaq has largely been immune to the pullback in the Dow recently. Some of this response is ove... ART RUSSELL The PC stocks should do well in the second half of this year. ART RUSSELL The challenge is to integrate Digital and have an effective enterprise solution strategy going forwa... ART RUSSELL I get the sense that [Microsoft] would like to settle the case on the right terms. The contract lang... ART RUSSELL No surprise on the pre-announcement here. We know the PC industry has been weak. ART RUSSELL From a purely technical standpoint, we could see the Nasdaq falling to 2,500 levels in the near term... ART RUSSELL The software license revenue is widely viewed as a healthy barometer of their business. I think most... ART RUSSELL The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. ART ROONEY Sportswriters. They were all my friends. They were racetrack guys and so was I. ART ROONEY I think numbers-wise we were satisfied. We went into it wanting to keep as many of those guys as we ... ART ROONEY The demand for club seats has proven to be very strong since moving to Heinz Field. ART ROONEY Once I had a steel job for half of a day. I never went back to collect my pay. ART ROONEY Nobody feels any worse than I do about losing. ART ROONEY It was time for him to prove he was not in the pocket of the Chamber of Commerce and the big corpora... ART PULASKI He's rethinking some of his takeaways. We're relieved that he is. ART PULASKI We're all for flexibility. But the far more frequent experience is employers who are trying to cut c... ART PULASKI We don't want more short-term, politically expedient solutions. We must increase and index the minim... ART PULASKI Wealthy companies set new records in political contributions to buy this veto. Schwarzenegger bends ... ART PULASKI If you start becoming withdrawn and looking over your shoulder, being careful about what you say, th... ART MODELL I want to be remembered as a guy who tried his best and did his best. ART MODELL I never lied to a person in my life; my kids didn't, either. ART MODELL I have enjoyed the years enormously in Cleveland and especially in Baltimore. ART MODELL I have a great legacy, tarnished somewhat by the move. ART MODELL I had to do what I had to do to keep my family alive. Period. ART MODELL I don't want my grandchildren to go through what I went through. ART MODELL I do want to go out on top, as a winner. ART MODELL The pride and presence of a professional football team is far more important than 30 libraries. ART MODELL He was an extraordinary man of impeccable character, integrity, honesty, compassion and fairness. He... ART MODELL Las Vegas is the perfect host city to bring new energy to the Miss America Pageant. It should make f... ART MCMASTER We had hundreds of volunteers, and the thing worked like clockwork. ART MCMASTER the pageant's continued vitality and growth. ART MCMASTER Atlanta is a nice city, ... I'm sure they would have the facilities. ART MCMASTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER ART LINKLETTER It appears to be highly subjective. This survey is giving more weight to words over action. ART LARSON We're going to examine this report and carry on a dialogue with this organization. But we feel that ... ART LARSON On some days, the plant has been operating at a full load. The steam you see is normal. ART LARSON Our target market for this project is Idaho and the Pacific Northwest. ART LARSON If and when we are, we intend to immediately seek dismissal of it as being improperly brought before... ART LARSON We invite the public to speak. That's democracy in action, ... But I will not have any more recommen... ART JOHNSON Kids just lose a lot over the holidays, ... To think students are going to study for exams and do pr... ART JOHNSON It's clear arts education work drives student achievement. We need to be in the business of doing th... ART JOHNSON The point is, the Legislature has not met its constitutional requirements. ART JOHNSON Hopefully we can have a true home-field advantage, have a good crowd and create as good a college ba... ART INABINET It is good competition and all six teams are good quality baseball teams. We always have wanted to d... ART INABINET We needed to figure out who needed to be playing, and when we figured that out, those guys have gott... ART INABINET One of our goals is to make to the Peach Belt Tournament. This format will help us get ready because... ART INABINET [Hogan also likes Intel for a position in the semiconductor industry.] Intel we like because semicon... ART HOGAN Compaq is weighing down the Nasdaq, but we're getting a rotation into Dow stocks, ... It (the electi... ART HOGAN I would take oil as a front-burner issue, ... Yesterday [Tuesday] was the capitulation day for the t... ART HOGAN I think 50 basis points (one-half percentage point) is a credible consensus estimate for what the Fe... ART HOGAN I think that we just ran out of steam after a couple of hours. I am glad that we held on our gains f... ART HOGAN But if I had to venture a guess I think we'll start trending higher up until the Fed meeting on Tues... ART HOGAN I think this market can hold on to this rally and start trending higher. ART HOGAN I'm thinking the Fed will leave the rates unchanged, ... We've ramped up pretty higher into this mee... ART HOGAN Next week we really kick that (warnings) season off. There's going to be more Gateways out there, an... ART HOGAN It sends a signal that the U.S. economy has weathered some pretty harsh storms over the past few yea... ART HOGAN With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am e... ART HILL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL ART GARFUNKEL Right now if a Toyota (plant) came together, there'd be 16 people fighting for them. Competition can... ART COLLINS Looking ahead, Medtronic is exceptionally well-positioned to maintain its growth momentum, ... Signi... ART COLLINS We believe that we are picking up the majority of whatever business Guidant couldn't fulfill because... ART COLLINS The new product pipeline has never been stronger as we plan to introduce significant new therapies t... ART COLLINS It was good to get out here and see the players bounce around a little bit. We got out of it healthy... ART BRILES We appreciate their loyalty and thank them for what they've done at the University of Houston. ART BRILES The quarterback part, to me, is secondary to him as a person. His background, being from West Texas,... ART BRILES Everything was clicking on both sides of the ball. ...and I think we rode the wave of momentum for a... ART BRILES He has come out of some great programs and he's been on some great defenses. He was at Alabama four ... ART BRILES Edwards wanted to follow Wadia and has been on the fast track for quite a while. ART BOWMAN Salvatore's extremely capable. I'm surprised he didn't get the job permanently. ART BOWMAN We are reaching a low point in the history of the profession. And as we eventually emerge from this ... ART BOWMAN Any of the four would be willing to do [a merger] if they were shielded from liability. ART BOWMAN The scenarios are basically the same. Andersen as we know it is dead whether there is an acquittal o... ART BOWMAN What ever truth drops on it eventually grinds to a powder. ART BLAKEY Music washes away the dust of every day life. ART BLAKEY Jazz is known all over the world as an American musical art form and that's it. No America, no jazz.... ART BLAKEY A name doesn't make the music. It's just called that to differentiate it from other types of music. ART BLAKEY You can't seperate modern jazz from rock or from rhythm and blues - you can't seperate it. Because t... ART BLAKEY
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