So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.