What his research seems to be saying is that women are the laughers and men get the laughs.
RICHARD WISEMAN [The last time an experiment of this type was attempted, Wiseman said, was in 1971 at a Grateful Dea...
RICHARD WISEMAN We had about 40,000 jokes sent in by people all over the world. Here is my favourite.
RICHARD WISEMAN According to the results of our experience, unfortunately I cannot confirm that Skibbereen is the lu...
RICHARD WISEMAN We're starting to realize that magicians have a lot of implicit know-ledge about how we perceive the...
RICHARD WISEMAN Over the last five years, there's been a reawakening as we look at things like change blindness (a f...
RICHARD WISEMAN Magicians are manipulating your consciousness. They are showing you something impossible. They're ge...
RICHARD WISEMAN If he passed himself off as having psychic abilities, he wouldn't be half as successful,
RICHARD WISEMAN Sometimes bullies are your friends and very rarely do bullying prevention tips acknowledge this fact...
ROSALIND WISEMAN Whether you're a newspaper journalist, a lawyer, a doctor. You have to organize your thoughts.
FREDERICK WISEMAN The hazing experience and then the subsequent participation in the group forces its members to maint...
ROSALIND WISEMAN See, at a certain point it becomes cool to be boy crazy. That happens in sixth grade, and it gives y...
ROSALIND WISEMAN Being a parent does not give you an excuse for bad manners.
ROSALIND WISEMAN They're more genuine. We have some of the best neighbors around.
BRENDAN WISEMAN I don't think the girls realized there's so much to do, taking care of all the animals. It's an all ...
BRENDAN WISEMAN And then this became available and it got us out of the city.
BRENDAN WISEMAN You don't have the hustle and bustle of the city. In town, everything is rush here and rush there. W...
BRENDAN WISEMAN To me, they're some of the best neighbors there are right here. They treat you like you're family.
BRENDAN WISEMAN I'm used to comic books being reimagined, different takes on some of our beloved superheroes.
LEN WISEMAN You have to edit the material. That assumes that some kind of a mind is operating in relation to the...
FREDERICK WISEMAN I hope that not only my documentaries, but everybody's documentaries, last. It will really confuse h...
FREDERICK WISEMAN They're all movies. I've always just done whatever interested me and this interested me. I never fel...
FREDERICK WISEMAN Whether you're a newspaper journalist, a lawyer, a doctor. You have to organize your thoughts.
FREDERICK WISEMAN I don't like to read novels where the novelist tells me what to think about the situation and the ch...
FREDERICK WISEMAN Advancements in technology have become so commonplace that sometimes we forget to stop and think abo...
ROSALIND WISEMAN That's a good run. It takes 50 gallons of sap to make one gallon of syrup.
SANDY WISEMAN The city would end up getting sold out before 9/11, but not at the frequency or amount of the demand...
SCOTT WISEMAN She was possibly the most maligned Governor General We end up with one of the best ones we have, and...
NELSON WISEMAN When I tell people I work to stop hazing in high schools I am almost always met with shocked express...
ROSALIND WISEMAN Every listing in the system is geo-coded by ZIP code at the very least. We add integrated maps from ...
GARRY WISEMAN Orion is a bustling caldron of activity.
JENNIFER WISEMAN There is no forethought or editing when I paint. These covered canvases are all over my studio. When...
HARRIET WISEMAN We knew coming into this weekend we needed all the points we can get. We tied Manchester and we're t...
CHAD WISEMAN Depend upon it, he who wishes to win the prize must come on the principle that two and two make four...
NICHOLAS WISEMAN How like God's love yours has been to me- so wise, so generous, and so unsparing!" exclaimed Pancrat...
NICHOLAS WISEMAN On the whole, audiences prefer that art be not a mirror held up to life, but a Disneyland of the sou...
GEOFFREY WISEMAN Where were you while we were growing up? Did you not listen at all? We cannot understand God's plan ...
BETH WISEMAN The purpose of life is soul growth. We are here to become transcendent and to become one with God. T...
SARA WISEMAN Communicating a passionate response to world events is no longer limited to protests and rallies.
ROSALIND WISEMAN I think that giving mindless praise is ridiculous. But I understand why parents do it. They want the...
ROSALIND WISEMAN By the time a child reaches out to an adult, the vast majority of kids have been dealing with the bu...
ROSALIND WISEMAN I can't promise that the turn-around will be quick, but we do expect better top-line comparisons at ...
ERIC WISEMAN Internationally, our brands are on fire.
ERIC WISEMAN We can show that there are differences in the profiles of chemicals that come from the tissue, and t...
JUSTIN WISEMAN We kept it simple early, played our cycle game and got to the net. That's our style, and if we don't...
CHAD WISEMAN We had one heck of a third period and were real positive going into overtime, and I think that showe...
CHAD WISEMAN Not to take anything away from the other guys, but Tommy has got a little desire to go after this $1...
DANNY WISEMAN That basically tells you you've performed all year long. It's kind of a bonus. Some guys say they wa...
DANNY WISEMAN It's been brutal, sometimes I can't get out of my own way. I'm still trying to figure out what I nee...
DANNY WISEMAN I haven't done anything yet. I've made the free throws. I made a couple shots. That's not my goal. M...
DANNY WISEMAN But I can't let it get to me too much because I know I have one year to prove myself.
DANNY WISEMAN We've been watching our own Microsoft internal marketplace service for the past couple of years and ...
GARRY WISEMAN What sets Windows Live Expo apart is that people can set their own search parameters for goods and s...
GARRY WISEMAN We've been watching our own Microsoft(R) internal marketplace service for the past couple of years a...
GARRY WISEMAN I've seen some sites attempt to create these kinds of services, but they have to build it up, which ...
GARRY WISEMAN We will know a lot about the seller and the buyer, like their location, and we know by keywords what...
GARRY WISEMAN We decided that trust is very important when you are looking for things like babysitting services. P...
GARRY WISEMAN These provide a different way of thinking. They have to be done quickly and in the moment. I like do...
HARRIET WISEMAN I thought everything was picture perfect but emotionally I wasn't right. I needed to open up and dis...
HARRIET WISEMAN There are lots of different ways to make film. I don't believe there has to be any orthodox way to m...
FREDERICK WISEMAN Anybody whose mind is functioning at all can't be content with the way the world works.
FREDERICK WISEMAN My goal is to make as many films as possible about different aspects of American life.
FREDERICK WISEMAN I'm not sure what I'm going to do yet, my plans are open, but I do not want to retire.
GENE WISEMAN Your customer base gets smaller and smaller, and that's reflected in the financial condition of the ...
GENE WISEMAN We really don?t know of any explosives that we can?t detect.
JUSTIN WISEMAN We really don't know of any explosives that we can't detect.
JUSTIN WISEMAN In this traditional approach, there is no chemical information being transferred in any way.
JUSTIN WISEMAN Orion is a bustling cauldron of activity. This new large-scale Hubble image of the region reveals a ...
JENNIFER WISEMAN The detection of these new interacting rings and moons will help us better understand how planetary ...
JENNIFER WISEMAN Hubble is working great right now, and in fact, we are doing everything we can to keep Hubble operat...
JENNIFER WISEMAN By looking at different regions of soils and reflection of ultraviolet ... we can gauge the distribu...
JENNIFER WISEMAN These observations of the moon have been a challenging and highly successful technological achieveme...
JENNIFER WISEMAN These observations of the moon have been a challenging and highly successful technological achieveme...
JENNIFER WISEMAN American kids are more cynical than any other groups of kids I've worked with.
ROSALIND WISEMAN We're going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined and properly...
CHARLES EDDIE WISEMAN Within minutes of setting foot on the grounds of the shuttered Willard State Asylum, seventeen-year-...
ELLEN MARIE WISEMAN The fact is that a bill allowing any employer to deny insurance coverage based on a moral objection ...
RICHARD CARMONA One of the great cosmic laws, I think, is that whatever we hold in our thought will come true in our...
RICHARD BACH The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.
RICHARD CECIL From my very first day as an entrepreneur, I've felt the only mission worth pursuing in business...
RICHARD BRANSON I am fond of them, of the inferior beings of the abyss, of those who are full of longing.
RICHARD WAGNER There's something about shadows because you make your own mind up about what's lurking in th...
RICHARD O'BRIEN I hate cameras. They interfere, they're always in the way. I wish: if I could work with my eyes ...
RICHARD AVEDON Primates need good nutrition, to begin with. Not only fruits and plants, but insects as well.
RICHARD LEAKEY I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it?
RICHARD BACH Learning is finding out what you already know.
RICHARD BACH Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.
RICHARD BACH Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.
RICHARD BACH If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
RICHARD BACH You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
RICHARD BACH Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting a...
RICHARD BACH Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your unders...
RICHARD BACH I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities ...
RICHARD HAMMOND All of us have a place in history. Mine is clouds.
RICHARD BRAUTIGAN No tyrant, however evil, has yet lacked ready hands to execute his most abominable will. To read how...
RICHARD JEFFERIES Back when I was in school, few people understood dyslexia and what to do for it. My teachers thought...
RICHARD BRANSON Basically, what you really want to do is try to engage the viewer's body relation to his thinkin...
RICHARD SERRA I still believe in the possibility of the United States, with all its will and all its strength, and...
RICHARD HOLBROOKE The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpilla...
RICHARD BACH Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully.
RICHARD BACH If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world.
RICHARD DAWSON I've had the most incredible luck in my career.
RICHARD DAWSON 'Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.
RICHARD DAWSON It's important to me that on 'Family Feud' I could kiss all the people. It sounds crazy ...
RICHARD DAWSON I never dreamed I would have a job in which so many people could touch me and I could touch them.
RICHARD DAWSON The thing that I loved about 'Feud,' we froze a moment in time for these families that had n...
RICHARD DAWSON They kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have.
RICHARD DAWSON There were people I know that got upset that I kissed people; I kissed them for luck and love, that&...
RICHARD DAWSON The first time I ever saw people of any color was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go...
RICHARD DAWSON You wouldn't want to move if you sat next to me on the bus. Or maybe you would.
RICHARD DAWSON It's wonderful to win, but don't get cocky about it!
RICHARD DAWSON And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... Go...
RICHARD DAWSON God bless all the little children in the world.
RICHARD DAWSON About 30 million people see me every week - I'm a happy man.
RICHARD DAWSON Be nice to each other. You can make a whole day a different day for everybody.
RICHARD DAWSON I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.
RICHARD DAWSON Most profoundly deaf people have speech that is very difficult to understand.
RICHARD MASUR You have to give access to people with disabilities but there is no requirement to hire them. What I...
RICHARD MASUR Being an actor myself I realize that all actors believe they are qualified to play any role. If you ...
RICHARD MASUR I know deaf people. I have discussed the issues with them I've also thought about them a lot so ...
RICHARD MASUR You have to give people the opportunity to prove themselves.
RICHARD MASUR No one will ever argue that someone could have played Helen Keller better than Patty Duke. It was an...
RICHARD MASUR Spelling is very easy to practice yourself whereas signing is not. So I would sit on the subway ridi...
RICHARD MASUR But people who think they can project themselves into deafness are mistaken because you can't. A...
RICHARD MASUR There is no relation to sound for deaf people. It is a totally different mental process.
RICHARD MASUR For example, the first time McDonald's put a deaf person in a commercial they saw a jump in sale...
RICHARD MASUR The deaf community is in a favorable position because they have a national theatre and training grou...
RICHARD MASUR I don't know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wea...
RICHARD SIMMONS The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no des...
RICHARD DAWKINS Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message ...
RICHARD GRASSO For years, Lebanese have known that Palestinian camps like Nahr al-Barid and Ain al-Helwe - hopeless...
RICHARD ENGEL To those who would call me a thug or worse because I show passion on a football field - don't ju...
RICHARD SHERMAN I know some 'thugs,' and they know I'm the furthest thing from a thug. I've fought t...
RICHARD SHERMAN I'm happy, I would say that I'm one of the happiest people I know but I've certainly had...
RICHARD MARX For my wife Mary Corliss and me, 'Colbert' has been destination viewing. Even in the early y...
RICHARD CORLISS For scholars and laymen alike it is not philosophy but active experience in mathematics itself that ...
RICHARD COURANT Indiana taxpayers, retired Hoosier state policemen and teachers are neither greedy speculators nor u...
RICHARD MOURDOCK I think the humor of double puns is incredible.
RICHARD LEDERER To me, business isn't about wearing suits or pleasing stockholders. It's about being true to...
RICHARD BRANSON I've been very passionate about renewable energy for many years, particularly solar energy and i...
RICHARD BRANSON A good leader doesn't get stuck behind a desk.
RICHARD BRANSON The art of delegation is one of the key skills any entrepreneur must master.
RICHARD BRANSON One thing is certain in business. You and everyone around you will make mistakes.
RICHARD BRANSON Being a good listener is absolutely critical to being a good leader; you have to listen to the peopl...
RICHARD BRANSON A photographic portrait is a picture of someone who knows he is being photographed, and what he does...
RICHARD AVEDON If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, - Angels alone that soar above, Enjoy such lib...
RICHARD LOVELACE Bishops sit in the House of Lords automatically.
RICHARD DAWKINS It's not correct to say Jesus is God. Now, don't run and report me to the bishop, all right?...
RICHARD ROHR Texting has reduced the number of waste words, but it has also exposed a black hole of ignorance abo...
RICHARD CORLISS I wrote about real people and real circumstances and real neighborhoods. There was no crypt or castl...
RICHARD MATHESON Western Buddhists in many ways are much serious Buddhists than Tibetans are.
RICHARD GERE I've never really been star struck. I was a little bit taken aback when I was doing a chat show ...
RICHARD FLEESHMAN My most difficult thing so far, to be brutally honest, has been to waltz as if I knew what I was doi...
RICHARD ROXBURGH Leave part of the yard rough. Don't manicure everything. Small children in particular love to tu...
RICHARD LOUV In order to write novels for a living - it's not pathological, but I do think and worry and broo...
RICHARD FORD I'm also interested in creating a lasting legacy for collectors because bronze will last for tho...
RICHARD MACDONALD Because even at the age of fifteen, I used to go see all the Broadway shows and feel that they were ...
RICHARD FOREMAN But what does interest me is the notion that if you do a lot of work it means there's a potentia...
RICHARD SERRA I would like, if I can, to broaden the possibilities of the musical theater. I think there's a b...
RICHARD RODGERS I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I wa...
RICHARD MARX Facebook mistreats its users. Facebook is not your friend; it is a surveillance engine. For instance...
RICHARD STALLMAN Unfortunately, more and more Muslim voices are calling for boycotts of the United States and its pro...
RICHARD NEAL The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the fi...
RICHARD PRYOR There are movies whose feel-good sentiments and slick craft annoy me so deeply that I know they will...
RICHARD CORLISS If you think of the 1930s in film as the decade of Gable and Lombard, Cagney and Harlow, Stanwyck an...
RICHARD CORLISS The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination.
RICHARD WRIGHT I've been cushioned against having to work, with Rocky's continual bounty.
RICHARD O'BRIEN I think you always have to find where the boundary is in relation to the context in order to be able...
RICHARD SERRA The Saudis, and in some cases the CIA, had encouraged and funded their foreign jihads, and these men...
RICHARD ENGEL On August 3, 2012, the fifteenth day of the government offensive, rebels in the city said they were ...
RICHARD ENGEL ...if the United States never intended to help, it shouldn’t have built up the expectation. The fa...
RICHARD ENGEL It took from 1967 to 2003—over three decades—to build the big men. It took a decade—2003 to 20...
RICHARD ENGEL When the Furies were released in the Middle East, an evil emerged beyond my worst imaginings.
...
RICHARD ENGEL the United States decided it was not going to intervene in Syria—at least for the time being. The ...
RICHARD ENGEL This was the first time I had come face-to-face with the other side of fundamentalism. The fundament...
RICHARD ENGEL Ironically enough, the United States had almost nothing to do with the age-old conflict between Isla...
RICHARD ENGEL The Crusades, waged intermittently from 1095 to 1291, but which continued in waves for centuries aft...
RICHARD ENGEL Ottoman provinces were re-formed and cobbled together into states. The region was carved up with lit...
RICHARD ENGEL These days, I no longer believe there ever are truly good guys or bad guys in war, at least in the M...
RICHARD ENGEL When I take risks now, I do so only when I have to and with every precaution. I used to prospect for...
RICHARD ENGEL Everything changed with the First World War. The Middle East was reorganized, redefined, and the see...
RICHARD ENGEL MOST OF THE NATIONS OF the Middle East can be divided into those with long histories and no oil, and...
RICHARD ENGEL ...in the assassination of three of its first four caliphs, the “successors” to Mohammed and rul...
RICHARD ENGEL The jet stream is a very strong force and pushing a balloon into it is like pushing up against a bri...
RICHARD BRANSON The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current d...
RICHARD CORLISS I was really disappointed that Warner Bros. didn't think highly enough of my film or my filmmaki...
RICHARD DONNER There are risks in the sheer brevity of Twitter, and it's actually quite an elegant art reducing...
RICHARD DAWKINS Have a bias toward action -- let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small ...
RICHARD THALHEIMER Our imagination is stretched to the utmost, not, as in fiction, to imagine things which are not real...
RICHARD FEYNMAN As the enjoyment of God is the heaven of the Saints, so the loss of God is the hell of the ungodly. ...
RICHARD BAXTER Commemoration of Richard Baxter, Priest, Hymnographer, Teacher, 1691 I apprehended it a Matter o...
RICHARD BAXTER Commemoration of Richard Baxter, Priest, Hymnographer, Teacher, 1691 Lord, it belongs not to my car...
RICHARD BAXTER Ye holy angels bright, Who wait at God's right hand, Or through the realms of light Fly at your L...
RICHARD BAXTER Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass....
RICHARD PETTY One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every li...
RICHARD MARX I came here as a practical man, to talk, not simply on the question of peace and war, but to treat a...
RICHARD COBDEN Aerodynamics is mathematics for those who haven't learned to do calculus. In my case, too, for o...
RICHARD BACH You know, there's a real irony in U.S. assistance programs. First of all, I think it's misna...
RICHARD ARMITAGE Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like goin...
RICHARD SIMMONS A grateful world, nation and cadre of surgeons general who followed in his shadow are forever indebt...
RICHARD CARMONA