Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up

The fact that he is in pain guarantees that he will get some dental attention,

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.