Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Every Englishman knows one thing - that to be an Englishman is the best thing there is.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.