Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it.


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There's a certain mythology that prevails in Hollywood that kids are only interested in risky or edg...
MELISSA CALDWELL
I have two little children. I didn't want to be missing their childhood while I was away, busy w...
MELISSA MATHISON
I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice t...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
I haven't had a lot of experience with glamour. I've never had to mask myself, as many now n...
MELISSA LEO
Keenan was staring at her, too intently for comfort. "I don't know why certain people shine for othe...
MELISSA MARR
Life happens, and I write about it wherever I am.
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
Through all of this lovely interviewing, and nice things people say, and the rest of it, I have lear...
MELISSA LEO
There are many plant medicines that are available to us that have a lot of stigma around them that I...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
It's okay. You're going to save me, Miss Maylene." The girl gave her a genuine look of happiness. "I...
MELISSA MARR
I'm still yours, though. That won't ever change, Shadow Girl.
MELISSA MARR
In many cases, advisers may be a student's lifeline.
MELISSA OSTRANDER
It just grew and grew.
MELISSA CAMPBELL
We're going to scour through this document word for word, and we're going to check it against declar...
MELISSA FLEMING
I would say the benefits are not just in the classroom, but in life. The number one benefit is worki...
MELISSA HANCOCK
The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS
I'm just happy that I'm skating really good. Sometimes when you're not feeling good, you concentrate...
MELISSA GREGORY
Someone has to be awake with him at all times.
MELISSA MARSH
When the heart beats with true purpose, it needs no other reason to breathe.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
The human heart is strong enough to withstand an unwarranted assault, and brave enough to smile at t...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
Self-pity is the real fool's gold.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
To let fear rule your life, is to let the enemy of humanity win.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
When life tries to get you down, you just start walking a little faster.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, and the heart of the believer.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
I'm not full on 'Jersey Shore' Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with t...
MELISSA RAUCH
It's actually mortifying that two doors down, to think that something like that could have happened ...
MELISSA LOPEZ
Neither the cat nor I missed you while you were gone. It's worse than that. We danced the visitor-go...
MELISSA CHECKER
I don't even go there,
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever.
MELISSA BENOIST
For them, it's unexpected territory and it's nice to have that guide.
MELISSA JACOBSON
It still hasn't been horrible. We should be okay, only two hours left 'til the eye and then we're go...
MELISSA COOK
I am involved with 'Write Girl,' which is such a great organization, because they go into in...
MELISSA ROSENBERG
The only thing I really hadn't done was throwing and distance. I really kind of dreaded the distance...
MELISSA TALBOT
We kissed for two hours. Eventually, I led him into my bedroom and pulled off both of our shirts. He...
MELISSA FEBOS
The railroads have worked to boost supplies, but we are still not getting the (Powder River Basin) d...
MELISSA MCHENRY
sometimes no matter how many eyelashes or dandelion seeds you blow, no matter how much of your heart...
MELISSA JENSEN
I feel my heart break to see a nation ripped apart by it's own greatest strength - it's dive...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
Humility is the art of appreciating the people in your life, who forgive you your flaws.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
Friendship is the result of two spirits seeing the full truth of each other.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI
In the guest star situation on a show, it has a feel of a foreign exchange student - you're worr...
MELISSA RAUCH
There could be a room full of toys and all he wants is the candles.
MELISSA HOWELL
From about eight years old I was always making things on the sewing machine. Friends would see me ma...
MELISSA GEORGE
We had a great time on the floor, though we had a few bobbles. We were so relaxed. By that time, we ...
MELISSA ARMS
I think they both are strong contenders especially with what they did this weekend.
MELISSA ARMS
I think it was a real advantage having tough judges tonight because we're heading into the states. T...
MELISSA ARMS
We're losing a lot of talent.
MELISSA ARMS
We had a lot of confidence coming in. I told them to treat it like a championship but to have fun.
MELISSA ARMS
Kim couldn't have done that routine better. She had a great week at practice and came in very confid...
MELISSA ARMS
Branford is a team that is trying to build. But we had some highlights. We had Alyssa back, and she ...
MELISSA ARMS
Heather tried a more difficult first pass on floor. It's a big risk, and it could have a big payoff....
MELISSA ARMS
Finally. Finally. She [Strickland] finally broke the barrier. She was sick, and she's finally starti...
MELISSA ARMS
I'm very pleased...It's awesome! We weren't expecting anything and we wanted to go out and be proud ...
MELISSA ARMS
After graduation I plan on substituting in Jackson Township schools as an elementary school teacher....
MELISSA ALLEN
We are in the process of building a church. Hopefully this way we can start out doing good works on ...
MELISSA ALLEN
We put a bite of food from every dish onto each plate and when they've gone through the line, their ...
MELISSA ALLEN
Last year was huge. It's probably the biggest fundraiser we've ever done for the Family Life Center....
MELISSA ALLEN
It's a little bigger this year. I think the teachers are getting more involved and are encouraging t...
MELISSA ALLEN