Mike Birbiglia
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GEORGE WEAH When you're on set all day, and you don't look people in the eye, it's really relaxing. ... RYAN CARTWRIGHT If you say that you're all about a certain something, and look back and see that the choices tha... KATHY MATTEA I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#... CATHERINE TATE Some people write a thank you note for a gift, and it's three pages long, and some people write ... BILL CALLAHAN DONALD TRUMP MITCH HEDBERG BIG BOI KARL PILKINGTON JACK OSBOURNE BETHANY HAMILTON SCOTT ADAMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY You don't want to look the same every day of your life. It's boring as hell. JOSEPH ABBOUD KHALED HOSSEINI SUFJAN STEVENS SHARON JONES TONY HAWK JESSIE J SELENA GOMEZ The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'... BAM MARGERA If the news isn't there, don't create it. If I look at local news, I don't know what'... 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Write every day. Don't kill yourself. I think a lot of people think, 'I have to write a chap... 
You don't even wish for the success that I had, because you don't think it's attainable. 
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When you write a story, it just flows and you don't control it. It's subconscious. 
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