Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder