Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Ignorance is relatively easy to cure; stupidity is much harder.

Ignorance is relatively easy to overcome; stupidity is much harder.