Success is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% marketing.

How many stopped-up men and women does it take to produce one Einstein? Ten? A thousand? A hundred thousand? ... So this is what Einstein meant when he looked me in the eye that day and said, I would be nothing without you. It was not success he saw written in my face. He saw, rather, that I would never accomplish anything at all.

Only two things are universal, hair problems and human stupidity, but I have doubt about former, thus spake Einstein of hair science.

I'm not necessarily Einstein, but there is no one in the world to emulate my mind.

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

The difference between a genius and a plagiarist is very little; the former uses Ctrl C+ Ctrl V, while later uses Ctrl A+ Ctrl C+ Ctrl V.