Sunburn is very becoming, but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Ozone is an irritant. It's like getting a sunburn on your airways.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.