Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.

Sunburn is very becoming, but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

There's always something fishy about the French.