Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

A well-executed joke is the thrill of chains, which rattled beneath your seat when the roller coaster jolted you up to the sky and then dropped you in a gut-wrenched swirl of sideways and up and down motions before it vanished and left you with a throbbed pulse and a grin of approval from the overall experience that no matter how many times revisited, could never amount to being as amazing as the first time.

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window