Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.