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Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?


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MUNINDRA MISRA Hakuna nyumba nzuri ulimwenguni kama mbinguni.
SIMON MASHALLA Love is the bond of perfection.
JOHN WINTHROP The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
BILL MAHER I know the Bible is inspired because it finds me at greater depths of my being than any other book
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NOAH WEBSTER There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself.
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GEORGE RODRIGUEZ The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender.
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THE BIBLE A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to anger appeaseth strife.
THE BIBLE

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ZE FRANK I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants.
ZE FRANK I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-...
ZE FRANK In an ever-changing technological landscape, where today's platforms are not tomorrow's plat...
ZE FRANK Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusiv...
ZE FRANK Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you.
ZE FRANK Most of us yearn for really intimate, healthy, in-person relationships. People have a deep desire to...
ZE FRANK The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelie...
ZE FRANK When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that expla...
ZE FRANK On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss ...
ZE FRANK I studied neuroscience at the cellular level, so I was looking at learning and memory in the visual ...
ZE FRANK The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again.
ZE FRANK I think this is one of the greatest gifts of this era: Because of the Internet, we can start to type...
ZE FRANK Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ...
ZE FRANK A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten...
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