There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.