Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

In my experience , big words ornament bad news.

The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.