That's okay, I'll just stay in my parents house and find another rich virginal fiancé to marry.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

You don't have to touch him sweetheart, but if you want to it's okay. There are some snakes it's okay to touch.

he was going to stay and watch his house.

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

If they don't come with their parents, who here in New Hampshire is their legal guardian?