That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

They call it the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.