The average man doesn't want to be free. He wants to be safe.

He (the businessman) is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation

The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.

No normal man ever fell in love after 30 when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.