Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives

He (the businessman) is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation

The average man doesn't want to be free. He wants to be safe.

The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.

No normal man ever fell in love after 30 when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.