The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.