The best thing about the iPhone is this that tells me where I am all the time. There's never a need to feel lost anymore.

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot.

iphone therefore I am.

I am a mortician who tells you that you don't necessarily need a mortician.

Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.