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The Christian image of God is that of a rational being who believes in human progress, more fully revealing himself as humans gain the capacity to better understand.


Rodney Stark

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RODNEY DANGERFIELD If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to kn...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einst...
RODNEY BROOKS There have been some management issues with Amtrak, but I think they have cleaned up their act.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I have been pleased to receive petitions from groups that seek a range of new gun control measures a...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. E...
RODNEY ATKINS Waking up sober is a good day. I love being able to wake up and do positive things, to go to the gym...
RODNEY KING I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went o...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Whatever solutions there are for flood control need to be bipartisan.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD In the future, I'm sure there will be a lot more robots in every aspect of life. If you told peo...
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