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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.


Mark Twain

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JOHN WINTHROP The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
BILL MAHER I know the Bible is inspired because it finds me at greater depths of my being than any other book
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data
HENRY MORRIS We tell every kid this isn't the Bible ? it's not the only way. But the way we taught things (at Mou...
JUSTIN SCHULTE But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bib...
JIM BAKKER In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Wel...
HILARY CLINTON The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of m...
BRENDAN BEHAN I don’t like religion much, and I am glad that in the Bible the word is not to be found.
MARTIN BUBER The Bible is the Chief moral cause of all that is good, and the best corrector of all that is evil, ...
NOAH WEBSTER There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself.
DWIGHT L. MOODY The Bible is a book that has been read more and examined less than any book that ever existed
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A. WHITNEY BROWN Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the...
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She's in the class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been that way since eigh...
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HENRY WARD BEECHER I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me
DWIGHT L. MOODY The Bible of Photojournalism
HAROLD EVANS The Bible was written in several languages, embraces many literary forms, and reflects cultures very...
TROY PERRY There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking...
THOMAS PAINE I get lots of emails from Italians who love our product. We get requests from churches in the Bible ...
ALAN ADLER How can a rabbi not live with doubt? The Bible itself is a book of doubt.
ARTHUR HERTZBERG The real oppressor, enslaver, and corrupter of the people is the Bible
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL We would sit and talk about the Bible. We would sit and talk about opera. We would sit and talk abou...
JACK ABRAMOFF Our principal mission is to teach the Bible,
BARRY MCCARTY The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit.
ELLEN G. WHITE The Bible is not primarily a written or printed text to be scrutinized in private, in a scholar's st...
THOMAS MERTON Thank God that the Bible cannot possibly be the word of God
DONALD MORGAN The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON We do our best to do away with ceremonial Christianity and do just what the Bible says. We're Bible ...
JOHN BATES The bible of urban planning.
JANE JACOBS The only objection against the Bible is a bad life
JOHN WILMOT (2ND EARL OF ROCHESTER) He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
SHIMON PERES The Bible said to take care of thy neighbor, so if I see my neighbor's house being broken into I wil...
BOB MASLING The dogma of the infallibility of the Bible is no more self-evident than is that of the infallibilit...
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY The Bible account of the creation of Eve is a preposterous fable
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY My ground is the Bible. Yea, I am a Bible-bigot. I follow it in all things, both great and small.
JOHN WESLEY The script is the bible. If you imagine setting off on an adventure in a canoe, the script is the st...
PAUL WILLIAMS So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin to read it the more confi...
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS The Bible is not primarily a written or printed text to be scrutinized in private, in a scholar's st...
THOMAS MERTON I believe in the Bible. I believe that all good things come from God. I don't believe I'd sing the w...
ELVIS PRESLEY The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL It is safe to say that every truth in the histories of those times (The Bible) is the result of acci...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL There were valid reasons for the Bible being unfamiliar to the masses originally. The medieval churc...
JAMES MCCLELLAND The one book necessary to be understood by a divine, is the Bible; any others are to be read, chiefl...
FRANCIS LOCKIER We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we ...
GEORGE RODRIGUEZ We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we ...
GEORGE RODRIGUEZ The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender.
JAY CARTER In vain, without the Bible, we increase penal laws and draw entrenchments around our institutions.
JAMES MCHENRY We must have read through the Bible two or three times.
MARK WILLIS I guess you can have an animated scene where you have a kid read from the Bible.
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not ...
THE BIBLE A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to anger appeaseth strife.
THE BIBLE Know Ye not ... that the spirit of God dwelleth within you?
THE BIBLE If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.
THE BIBLE Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ru...
THE BIBLE Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better. The words of a wise ma...
THE BIBLE A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
THE BIBLE Strength and honor are her clothing: and she shall rejoice in time to come.
THE BIBLE And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of the Jews, and in Jerusalem; whom...
THE BIBLE And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us while he talked with us by the way, a...
THE BIBLE But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are ...
THE BIBLE Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
THE BIBLE A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth strength.
THE BIBLE Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
THE BIBLE Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding. For the merchandise of...
THE BIBLE When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall pre...
THE BIBLE For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their...
THE BIBLE The words of wise men are heard in quiet more than the cry of him that ruleth among fools. Wisdom is...
THE BIBLE So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, and apply thine heart to understanding; Yea, if thou cri...
THE BIBLE Wisdom is the principle thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
THE BIBLE Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good.
THE BIBLE A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
THE BIBLE There was a little city, and few men within it; and there came a great king against it, and besieged...
THE BIBLE And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him. And, behold, there arose a great te...
THE BIBLE Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see t...
THE BIBLE He who works his land will have abundant food.
THE BIBLE And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords...
THE BIBLE Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; open thine eyes, and thou shalt be satisfied with bread.
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THOMAS PAINE The Bible does not provide a map for life - only a compass
HADDON ROBINSON Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
An angel will die
Covered in white
Close...
ED SHEERAN The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one...
DEYTH BANGER Mark Twain cannot be defined.
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